cosmicfathoms: heyitspj: ishidakiyomondo: what if gamzee said ‘old sport’ instead of ‘brother’ or ‘motherfucker’ the great gamzee
Land of Rain and Discord: bindingtempesta:... →
bindingtempesta: mitunas-choice-rump: My school has a death reaper here and the reaper is taking out like random kids out of our classes every 15 minutes taking random kids. This is creepy. I guess they do it every 3 years or something. Later they are going to have a giant crash and… They do that in our school too
urbancatfitters: this website rlly informed me about rape culture and sexuality and just like made me more knowledgeable abt stuff in general however it’s also a very dark environment sometimes because it facilitates self loathing and romanticizes depression and other mental disorders so thanks but also fuck you
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
221cbakerstreet: kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
Lol I’m funny
I am not an ass-hole, I’m a man-hole.
less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
smilingemoticon: when someone insults one of your friends
phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
comealongpie: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people this disturbed a lot more than it should